LOST Vs. Obama in France

Thanks to Nico from LOSTpédia-FR for the following.

The LOST Vs. Obama affair gains popularity in France! It was notably discussed in Les Guignols de l'info, a very popular and satirical show!



Here's a transcript of the first part with Obama (you may correct my English...):

Newscaster: To start with international news, Barack Obama was to make his most important speech of the year on February 2nd, but the President of the United States decided to put it back, the LOST series coming back to the air on the same night. Mister Obama, is this information serious?
Obama: It's fine, dude! What are you talking about, dude?
Newscaster: Well, you're cancelling a very anticipated speech because the LOST series begin its sixth season!
Obama: Hell yes, dude! But what do you prefer? To know what country we are going to kick the ass in 2010? Or why there is a dark smoke who kills people on a Pacific island, dude?
Newscaster: Well...
Obama: Wait, in what century do you live? Don't you want to know if Sawyer is gonna get married with Sayid, dude? Calm down, dude, if we attack Iran, you'll know it soon enough, dude!
Newscaster: Well, he's really cool this American President!