The Gashlycrumb Losties

Thanks to The_Other_Other for the heads up.

Bridget McGovern and I were discussing our shared dislike of the character Zoe on Lost. She said, “I’m going to start writing fanfic about all the ways Zoe could be made to disappear...like a Gashlycrumb Tinies with only one character.” I am a big fan of Lost and of Edward Gorey, two great tastes that have not, until now, gone together. With Bridget’s enthusiastic approval, I stole the idea and made the poem below, celebrating the many and varied deaths of Lost.
The Gashlycrumb Losties

A is for Arzt who was blown up sky high

B is for Boone who bled out through his thigh

Source: View the rest @ TOR